What have I learned from watching my roommate's boyfriend play her Assassin's Creed game?
10. "So it's socially unacceptable to jump?"
9. "High-profile. Now that's a euphemism."
8. "Roasting his own cashews is part of his training. Also, he likes it."
7. "It was an accident. I swear. I won't do it again." (*kills another villager*) "Dammit!"
6. "Am I taking a squat in the well, or hiding? I can't tell."
5. "Look, I'm back at the chimney! Her name is Susan."
4. "My love for the barrel is real! Yeah, I broke up with the chimney."
3. "This is okay to do to people. Totally socially acceptable. The guards don't think this is weird at all. See, I'll do it to a guard. He doesn't mind." (*continues to do-si-do with guard*)
2. "You guys! This wall tastes so good!"
1. "No, that murder I said was an accident, but this really was an accident."
10. "So it's socially unacceptable to jump?"
9. "High-profile. Now that's a euphemism."
8. "Roasting his own cashews is part of his training. Also, he likes it."
7. "It was an accident. I swear. I won't do it again." (*kills another villager*) "Dammit!"
6. "Am I taking a squat in the well, or hiding? I can't tell."
5. "Look, I'm back at the chimney! Her name is Susan."
4. "My love for the barrel is real! Yeah, I broke up with the chimney."
3. "This is okay to do to people. Totally socially acceptable. The guards don't think this is weird at all. See, I'll do it to a guard. He doesn't mind." (*continues to do-si-do with guard*)
2. "You guys! This wall tastes so good!"
1. "No, that murder I said was an accident, but this really was an accident."
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